I "lost" my library card. Not in the way that most people lose things; I actually know where it is. I just can't retrieve it from inside the dryer vent. Apparently it was in the back pocket of my jeans when I put them in the wash. And somehow it ended up on the lint screen, which would have been fine if it had stayed there when I pulled the screen out, but it fell. And it fell back into the lint trap, in sight, but out of reach.
I still returned our books on time, but I got to be the HUGE pregnant mama of a toddler who ran circles around the library while I explained that I needed a new card to the lady at the information desk. I even had to abandon her at one point to go and chase him down!
I feel as though I'm overdue as well. The original due date for this birth was April 28. I've spent the last few months stating matter of factly that this baby would be born in April. April is only an hour and half longer, and we still don't have an extra-uterine baby. I think this kiddo is just waiting to prove mama wrong.
Wow. We've had many a library card make it through the dryer, but none that have made it *into* the dryer...hmmm....
Obviously you have a very cozy womb....why leave?!?
Posted by: Beth at April 30, 2008 10:51 PM